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Some Things I Learned From my Cat:
Make the world your playground, fun
is where you find it.
Whenever you make a mess, cover it
up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay
across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so
they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to
nap in, nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look
cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Curiosity never killed anything,
except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life. One
day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that's
why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at
least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird
or rodent left on the bed tells them,
"I care."
-Author Unknown
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